"Parry This" Knight Templar Patch | Tactical Morale Patch
The Parry This Templar Knight Patch features a crusader who has clearly upgraded his combat doctrine since the 12th century. Sword in one hand, pistol in the other, this knight brings medieval honor face-to-face with modern reality—because sometimes the best response to a duel challenge is simply: parry this.
Chainmail, plate armor, and absolutely no patience for outdated tactics. It’s the perfect blend of crusader heritage and modern tactical humor, built for those who appreciate warrior tradition but live firmly in the present.
Built from rugged PVC with hook fastener backing, this patch is right at home on plate carriers, range bags, backpacks, chest rigs, or your morale wall.
Medieval spirit. Modern solutions. Tactical sarcasm included.
Designed in the USA by Invictus Templar. Imported.
This patch is a humorous design and not tactical advice. Invictus Templar LLC does not recommend resolving disputes by drawing swords or pistols, nor do we have the authority to sanction duels or crusades (unfortunately…).
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What's Included
What's Included
Warranty Policy
Warranty Policy
Lifetime Manufacturer's Defect
Shipping Policy
We are committed to getting your tactical gear into your hands quickly and securely — because readiness waits for no one.
Free Shipping
We provide free economy shipping for orders over $299.99. Large armor orders, kits, orders otherwise over 30lbs are generally not eligible for free shipping.
Shipping & Handling | Methods & Carriers
Most orders ship using USPS and UPS. However, in some cases, orders will arrive via FedEx or an Amazon partner carrier depending on the available network and best rates. At this time, customers cannot select their preferred carrier.
Processing Time
We process orders within 1–2 business days. Once processed, we send tracking information automatically sent via email.
Estimated Delivery Times
•Standard Shipping: 3–5 business days
•Armor Delivery Times & Remote Areas: May take up to 5–7 business days
•Expedited Shipping: Not currently available
Body Armor Shipping Times
Armor often requires additional lead time, depending on stock and manufacturing schedules. Therefore, please refer to individual product pages for the most accurate updates. Standard turnaround is 5–7 business days.
Discreet Packaging
To protect your privacy and operational security, plain, unmarked packaging is our standard. Whenever possible, no external labels will reference “body armor,” “tactical gear,” or other sensitive terms.
However, orders fulfilled by Amazon warehouses may ship in branded boxes or poly mailers without additional outer packaging. These may display our logo or SKU/product identifiers.
⚠️ Important: This does not apply to body armor shipments. Any armor orders are packaged discreetly, regardless of fulfillment method.
PO Boxes & Military Addresses
Generally, we do ship to PO Boxes and APO/FPO addresses when allowed by our fulfillment providers. Unfortunately, body armor cannot be shipped to APO/FPO locations, and PO Boxes must be within states that allow armor ownership if purchasing armor.
Body Armor Shipping Restrictions
Due to legal restrictions, we cannot ship body armor to:
•New York (NY)
•Connecticut (CT)
•Any international address
Tracking & Shipping Issues
Your Tracking Number(s) are sent once your order is assigned a label. If your package is delayed, lost, or damaged, please contact our team at Support@InvictusTemplar.com — we’ll follow up with the carrier directly on your behalf.
Shipping Insurance
When we are able to offer optional shipping insurance, it will be available at checkout for select items. For high-value orders, insurance is recommended.
Holiday Notice
During major holidays or peak shopping seasons, delays often occur. We strongly recommend ordering early for time-sensitive items, especially body armor or bundles that temporarily and frequently go out of stock.
Need Help?
For any additional questions about our Shipping Policy for Tactical Gear, please reach out to our support team at Support@InvictusTemplar.com or visit our General Policies page.
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