"Parry This" - Knight Templar Patch | Tactical Morale Patch

$12.99
$12.99

Parry This™ Knight Templar Patch

  • Premium molded PVC morale patch with durable hook backing
  • Medieval Templar artwork fused with modern tactical humor
  • Perfect for plate carriers, backpacks, hats, jackets, and patch walls

Designed in the USA by Invictus Templar. Imported.

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SKU: TM-PARRY-PVC-BLK-01


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$12.99
$12.99

Parry This™ Knight Templar Patch | Tactical Morale Patch

Some problems require a sword. Others require… a different solution.

The Parry This™ Knight Templar Patch brings one of the internet’s favorite tactical memes to life, featuring a modern Templar armed with both sword and pistol. It’s a tongue-in-cheek reminder that while history changes, a warrior’s determination doesn’t.

Crafted from premium molded PVC with a durable hook backing, this morale patch is built for plate carriers, backpacks, range bags, jackets, and patch walls. Whether you’re a history enthusiast, meme connoisseur, or simply appreciate the absurd collision of medieval and modern warfare, this patch belongs in your collection.

Medieval spirit. Modern solutions. 

Designed in the USA by Invictus Templar. Imported.

This patch is a humorous design and not tactical advice. Invictus Templar LLC does not recommend resolving disputes by drawing swords or pistols, nor do we have the authority to sanction duels or crusades (unfortunately…). 

Key Features

Detailed PVC Construction

High-relief, multi-color PVC construction with crisp molded details, flexible durability, and long-lasting color retention.
 

Hook Fastener Backing

Securely mounts to any loop panel on plate carriers, backpacks, chest rigs, jackets, range bags, or patch walls.
 

Modern Templar Meme Design

Features a heavily armored Templar wielding both a sword and modern sidearm, blending medieval tradition with contemporary tactical culture.
 

Classic Tactical Humor

Inspired by one of the internet’s most recognizable tactical memes, making it the perfect morale patch for history buffs and range enthusiasts alike.
 

Built for Everyday Carry

Weather-resistant PVC construction is designed to withstand hard use while adding personality to your loadout.

Specifications

  • Material: Premium-grade PVC with hook fastener backing

  • Dimensions: Approx. 4” x 2.75” x 0.157” (101.6 x 69.8 x 4 mm)

  • Weight: Approx. 1.2 oz (34 g)

  • Color: Black, gray, white, red

 

Applications

  • Add identity and morale to plate carriers and chest rigs

  • Personalize backpacks, jackets, or range bags

  • Perfect for morale walls, patch boards, and collectors

  • Ideal for those who live the tactical meme mindset

What's Included

  • One Invictus Templar "Parry This" PVC Patch

Warranty Policy

Lifetime Manufacturer's Defect

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days. Tracking information is automatically sent by email once your order ships.

Most orders arrive within 3–5 business days. Certain armor products, bundles, or high-volume orders may require additional processing time depending on inventory and fulfillment schedules.

We currently ship using USPS, UPS, FedEx, and partner carrier networks depending on availability and fulfillment routing.

Body Armor Restrictions

Due to legal restrictions, body armor cannot be shipped to:

  • New York (NY)
  • Connecticut (CT)
  • International addresses

Certain products may have additional restrictions listed on the product page.

Questions or Shipping Issues

If you experience shipping delays, damaged packages, or delivery issues, please contact our support team at:

Support@InvictusTemplar.com