Saint Nicholas | Ho-Ho-Ho, Heretic! Ugly Christmas Sweater

$29.99 USD

Saint Nicholas | Ho-Ho-Ho, Heretic! Ugly Christmas Sweater

Saint Nicholas doesn't tolerate heresy. This ugly Christmas sweater features a stern Saint Nick wielding mistletoe and delivering swift correction to heresy, surrounded by festive Christmas symbols (stars, crosses, chalices, snowflakes, and holly). The bold declaration "Ho-Ho-Ho, Heretic! Christ Is Lord!" makes it clear: this Christmas season is about truth, tradition, and not compromising on what matters. Perfect for believers who want their holiday spirit served with a side of theological conviction.

Color: Black

  • Fabric: 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²)
  • Fit: Unisex, classic crew neck
  • Construction: Double-needle stitching at all seams for durability
  • Print: Full front Ho-Ho-Ho Heretic artwork with festive Christmas border
  • Label: Pearlized tear-away for comfort
  • Eco-Friendly: US-grown cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes

Key Features

  • Medium-Heavy Blend: 50/50 cotton-polyester for comfort and durability (60% polyester, 40% cotton in heather sport colors).
  • Reinforced Construction: Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams for lasting wear.
  • Seamless Body Design: Reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
  • Print-Friendly: Smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints.
  • No Itch Label: Gray, pearlized tear-away label for all-day comfort.
  • Ethically Sourced: US Cotton Trust Protocol certified with OEKO-TEX dyes.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash warm with like colors.
  • Tumble dry on medium heat.
  • Do not bleach or dry clean.
  • Avoid direct heat on printed design.

Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, or anyone who believes the holidays should be merry and orthodox.

Ho-Ho-Ho, Heretic! Christ Is Lord!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50