Saint Nicholas | Ho-Ho-Ho, Heretic! Ugly Christmas Sweater
Saint Nicholas doesn't tolerate heresy. This ugly Christmas sweater features a stern Saint Nick wielding mistletoe and delivering swift correction to heresy, surrounded by festive Christmas symbols (stars, crosses, chalices, snowflakes, and holly). The bold declaration "Ho-Ho-Ho, Heretic! Christ Is Lord!" makes it clear: this Christmas season is about truth, tradition, and not compromising on what matters. Perfect for believers who want their holiday spirit served with a side of theological conviction.
Color: Black
- Fabric: 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Fit: Unisex, classic crew neck
- Construction: Double-needle stitching at all seams for durability
- Print: Full front Ho-Ho-Ho Heretic artwork with festive Christmas border
- Label: Pearlized tear-away for comfort
- Eco-Friendly: US-grown cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes
Key Features
- Medium-Heavy Blend: 50/50 cotton-polyester for comfort and durability (60% polyester, 40% cotton in heather sport colors).
- Reinforced Construction: Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams for lasting wear.
- Seamless Body Design: Reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
- Print-Friendly: Smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints.
- No Itch Label: Gray, pearlized tear-away label for all-day comfort.
- Ethically Sourced: US Cotton Trust Protocol certified with OEKO-TEX dyes.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors.
- Tumble dry on medium heat.
- Do not bleach or dry clean.
- Avoid direct heat on printed design.
Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, or anyone who believes the holidays should be merry and orthodox.
Ho-Ho-Ho, Heretic! Christ Is Lord!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
