Merry Retake Constantinople! Ugly Christmas Sweater

Merry Retake Constantinople! Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ho-Ho-Ho! This sweater features a hooded Byzantine figure holding mistletoe with the bold declaration "Merry Retake Constantinople!"—a cheeky nod to traditional Christian history wrapped in festive Christmas symbols (holly, stars, crosses, chalices, and snowflakes). Perfect for believers with a sense of humor and a deep appreciation for Christendom's legacy. Because some things are worth remembering, even during the holidays.

Color: Black

• Fabric: 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²)
• Fit: Unisex, classic crew neck
• Construction: Double-needle stitching at all seams for durability
• Print: Full front Merry Retake Constantinople artwork with festive Christmas border
• Label: Pearlized tear-away for comfort
• Eco-Friendly: US-grown cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes

Key Features

• Medium-Heavy Blend: 50/50 cotton-polyester for comfort and durability (60% polyester, 40% cotton in heather sport colors).
• Reinforced Construction: Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams for lasting wear.
• Seamless Body Design: Reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
• Print-Friendly: Smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints.
• No Itch Label: Gray, pearlized tear-away label for all-day comfort.
• Ethically Sourced: US Cotton Trust Protocol certified with OEKO-TEX dyes.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm with like colors.
• Tumble dry on medium heat.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.
• Avoid direct heat on printed design.

Perfect for Christmas parties, history enthusiasts, or anyone who believes Christendom's story deserves to be told—even in sweater form.

Merry Retake Constantinople!